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Reading high end audio advertisements, Poe's Law seems to hover near by.
May I suggest for the sake of gaining the subjectivist audiophile trade, that you reconsider the product name? Electron Path Pacifier could suggest that the music will be robbed of all pace, rhythm, and timing. The word pacifier is problematic, I feel. Perhaps Electron Path Galvanizer would be better?So at a level that matters to an electron copper grows bushes and deep forests if it sits dormant? Seems like the proper approach would be to connect 1000 volts across a dead short and blast a super smooth super highway for electrons to traverse. Instant burn in. Maybe I should make that product. The Electron Path Pacifier. Does an instant and total burn in for a few seconds every time you turn on your audio system.
If they're dumb enough to sign up for an organization as such that's their problem.
I don't know of any audiophool organization that requires anyone to sign a life contract.
God Bless you little heart.
God Bless you little heart.
Oh Lord, How long are you going to beat your extreme atheist drum here?
Don't worry, Christmas will soon be around again and you can go kick over more Christmas trees and manger scenes to vent your frustrations.
Jesus loves you anyway, but you may still have to do your time in the Hell for your irreverence.
Quantum Universal Electron Path Enhancer. Q.U.E.P.ETo be taken seriously, the word “quantum” must be included in any product name.
Quantum Universal Electron Stream OptimiserQuantum Universal Electron Path Enhancer. Q.U.E.P.E
Man there was a couple rooms full of them audiophool magnets at the Tampa show last weekend.Super Conductive Audiophile Magnets
As in "roll one". ???Phattie!
Has anyone read Waldrep's book? http://musicandaudioguide.com/
It's kind of split in its motivations (50% hi-rez explanation/50% mythbusting), but is good overall. Those with multichannel systems will enjoy the test tracks that come with it. Plenty more examples of industry idiocy there.
Also, the classic Blue Jeans reply to Monster: http://www.bluejeanscable.com/legal/mcp/
+1Outside of one or two legal novels I've read, that reply was the best thing I've read in a long time. No wonder Monster never replied.
I want that guy as my lawyer!