Every time I see his picture, I think of StarTrek's Data:
Data has a more rounded personality
Every time I see his picture, I think of StarTrek's Data:
What do they mean by "wasted"?
That is why I have never been on Tik Tok. I have given up on the human race after watching that. I will now have to spend a few hours recovering from Tik Tok PTSD.
A Polish man goes to the eye doctor. The bottom line of the eye chart has the letters:What are you? Polish or somesuch?
Caution: Two related '70s ethnic jokes:
Above 2 ethnic jokes can replace the "Polish" ethnicity w/any other; less w/Aborigines!
- A woman is screaming "Rape! Rape!" in Central Park... cops ask her for a description of the low-life... she states, "white, 5ft10, brown hair and eyes."... cops ask her for bit more details... "Oh yeah! He was Polish!"... cops are puzzled and ask how she knew that... she replies "I had to help him"!
- Have you heard about the Polish guy that locked his car keys in the ignition? He asked his kids inside the car to hand him the phone thru the window, so that he can call for a locksmith!
here is something funny. Buzz Aldrin addmitted for the third time on video a couple of weeks back that the moon landing never happened. uncut and unedited.
Funny joke.When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous “One small step for man; one giant leap for mankind” statement, but he also made the enigmatic remark “Good luck, Mr. Gorsky.” Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, they found there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.
On July 5, in Tampa Bay, FL, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26- year-old question to Armstrong. He finally responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and so Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors’ bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, “Oral sex? Oral sex you want? You’ll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!”