A Married Man Sends His Mistress To Another Country ..
Her Postcard To Him Is Priceless ...
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A very rich married man was having an affair with an Italian woman ...
One night , she confided in him that she was pregnant ...
The man not wanting to ruin his reputation , or his marriage , told the Italian woman he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child ...
And If she stayed in Italy to raise the child , he would also provide child support until the child turned 18 ...
The Italian woman was skeptical but she agreed , she then asked how he would know when the baby was born ...
To keep it discreet , he told her to simply mail him a post card , and write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back ...
And once he got the postcard he would then arrange for the child support to begin ...
One day , about 9 months later , he came home to his confused wife ...
‘Sweetie , she said , ‘you received a very strange post card today from Italy ...’
‘Oh , just give it to me and I’ll explain it later' , he said ...
The wife said ok and then watched as her husband read the card , turned White , and then fainted ...
On the card was written :
Spaghetti , Spaghetti , Spaghetti ...
Two with meatballs , one without ...
Please Send extra sauce ...