An old blind Marine walks into an all girl biker bar and shouts for a double bourbon.
Half way through his drink he says anyone want to hear a blonde joke?
The barmaid says “look buddy we know you’re blind and a Marine, just going to acquaint you with the situation around here!
1. The barmaid is blonde and holding a baseball bat.
2. I’m blonde 6’ tall and a black belt in karate.
3. The bouncer is blonde and weights 200 lbs
4. The woman sat next to me is blonde and a weight lifter
5. The woman the other side of her is blonde and a wrestler
“ Now if you think about it seriously, do you really want to tell a blonde joke”.
The marine thinks about it for a second and says “no …..if I have to repeat it five times”,