Oh man, this reminds me of the many instances I've had with people around my high end speakers!
Most normal people aren't really used to expensive audio gear, or seeing speakers as anything but some utilitarian object in the home. Typical of this, a few years ago I'd just received and set up my Joseph speakers - probably the most expensive speakers I've ever owned and which have a gorgeous polished-to-perfection finish.
A cable guy showed up and had to figure something out in my listening room. I left him in there, in a bit he calls me in to talk to me and I walk in - he's placed all his tools - pliers, exacto knife, screws and other things, on top of one speaker and he's leaning with his hand on the other one to chat with me!
Mortified seeing all those tools on the oh-so-easy-to-scratch top of the speakers I had to quickly ask him to be careful of the speakers and not place anything on them. He was pretty baffled.
A similar thing happened just recently when I had a very non-audiophile acquaintance help me put on some new isoacoustic footers on my Thiel speakers. First thing he did was put a bunch of tools on top of the speakers.
I've guests put their drinking cups or beer bottles on the speakers.
Then there's the time a little kid held my Hales center channel speaker hostage at a party...
Haha, so true. A flat surface at convenient height is totally tempting. Humans are bad enough, the true disappearing act of my Codex is that glass-covered speakers become entirely non-interesting to a hyper-active pair of Abyssinian felines.